RIVER TRICKLES TOWARDS DIASTER

As if “we” – that’s you and me – did not have enough to think about on our plate with the Joe and Janet fight, Janet’s slugfest with the State Legislature over moving “monopoly” money to CYA and our State’s budget shortfall, the plight of the Colorado River upon which our State’s economic “life-blood” and fortune depends raises once again its head as it trickles towards disaster.

Hey, you say, not to worry, the article explains that’s Mexico’s problem, too bad for them. This is America and Arizona, we’ve plenty of water now and for future growth, just read the papers every politician guarantees we’ll not run short. So there…!

And besides this dooms-day climate change stuff just crap, ExxonMobil scientific study thoroughly explains. Just read it then you’ll know.

Hey, so maybe we’ve been in drought for some time, not to worry, this was a bumper year for snow SRP is bragging all its reservoirs are nearly full, so there. And besides those of us who in Phoenix dwell will with SRP’s help just take all the water from the Verde and Salt rivers, too bad for you folks up river though.